Mr Fox Returns

Mr Fox has felt a little left out these last few days.  To rectify this situation, he made several trips to KFC last night, ensuring that Mrs Polar Bear could be kept quiet so he could get some of the limelight back.  He also replenished his Pimms supply!  Mr Fox has decided he has been too soft on Mrs PB and, although he does love her very much, feels she needs to apologise to him for throwing him across the room yesterday before he is willing to be nice to her again.  It's Pimms o'clock now, but Mr Fox shall be back later......

Cocktails

Mr Fox, discovered last night, when he climbed up onto the drinks shelf, that he had run out of Pimms. In a turn around for the books this time it wasn't actually Mrs Polar Bear's fault! Before she's had a couple of 'incidents' with spirits especially Vodka!

As of late Mr Fox has been drinking rather a lot. In fact it's his hourly cocktail that keeps him through the day!

Being a very clever fox, it is with some suprise, that Mr Fox couldn't think what to make from the drinks left in the cupboard! He ran the very real risk of going cold turkey!

Luckily he found: www.cocktailbuilder.com

He's not looked back since.... but wobbled forward instead!

Blueprints to Mr Fox's Burrow

Mr Fox & Mrs Polar Bear in a "Connect 4" Rematch

Despite Mr Fox's repeat victories Mrs Polar Bear, never one to give up - only to lash out, insisted they played again. The tension in the room was stifling - until that is Mrs Polar Bear let out a rip roaring fart!

 

The Attack

Today Mr Fox was innocently going about his own businees when he was brutally attacked by Mrs Polar Bear. The attack in its full horror was caught on camera.

Mrs Polar Bear's Rough Treatment

"Today Nahhhhhh Mrs Emily...Bahhh... imprisoned me and the magnificent Mr Fox in a suitcase... nahhhh!!! It was most uncomfortable, and despite complaining very vocally no one came to our rescue.....

I was bruised and battered. Most unkindly was my treatment...

I got a bit agitated... mr fox, my fellow imprisonee... stunned me with a karatee chop then tranqualised me. He will pay!

I am free now but I, Titus Polar Bear, shall not forget this poor treatment.. BAHHHHH!"

Mrs P B xxx

Mr Fox Lineart!

Today Mr Fox comissioned a linedrawing of his magnificent self! Here's the result!