Mrs Polar Bear's Cloak!

Mrs Emily's sewing machine arrived today. After she made herself a transparent skirt, Mrs Polar Bear handed her blueprints to her pro-cloak. An hour later, the cloak was made! Mrs Polar Bear let Mr Fox have a little go with it, but when he ran away trying to thieve it, she took it back. It hasn't been off her back since. Mrs Polar Bear doesn't seem to be able to fly that much better with the cloak, perhaps the MK.2 version will work better. It does look very fetching on her though.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Mrs Emily stole my beans!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Punishments shall be dished out later. Hmph.

Mrs PB

Note From Mrs PB

Mrs PB would just like to point out that she really did just think it was water she was washing her KFC down with that night and any consequential drunkeness and subsequent destroyed belongings were accidental. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.....

Cocktails

Mr Fox, discovered last night, when he climbed up onto the drinks shelf, that he had run out of Pimms. In a turn around for the books this time it wasn't actually Mrs Polar Bear's fault! Before she's had a couple of 'incidents' with spirits especially Vodka!

As of late Mr Fox has been drinking rather a lot. In fact it's his hourly cocktail that keeps him through the day!

Being a very clever fox, it is with some suprise, that Mr Fox couldn't think what to make from the drinks left in the cupboard! He ran the very real risk of going cold turkey!

Luckily he found: www.cocktailbuilder.com

He's not looked back since.... but wobbled forward instead!

Mr Fox & Mrs Polar Bear in a "Connect 4" Rematch

Despite Mr Fox's repeat victories Mrs Polar Bear, never one to give up - only to lash out, insisted they played again. The tension in the room was stifling - until that is Mrs Polar Bear let out a rip roaring fart!

 

The Attack

Today Mr Fox was innocently going about his own businees when he was brutally attacked by Mrs Polar Bear. The attack in its full horror was caught on camera.

Mrs P B Update

"Trapped in suitcase yet again.  I don't like how Mr Tom and Mrs Emily are taking care of me, this had better improve orI shall have to put my rolling pin to better use. BBAAAHHHHHH!.  On the plus side, the place in which we are staying has a chest freezer..... reminds me of my days before entering the Land of the Bed. It also contains rather a lot of ice cream....... or rather, it did....... Baaahhhhhhhhhh..

Mrs P B Checking out"

Mrs Polar Bear's Rough Treatment

"Today Nahhhhhh Mrs Emily...Bahhh... imprisoned me and the magnificent Mr Fox in a suitcase... nahhhh!!! It was most uncomfortable, and despite complaining very vocally no one came to our rescue.....

I was bruised and battered. Most unkindly was my treatment...

I got a bit agitated... mr fox, my fellow imprisonee... stunned me with a karatee chop then tranqualised me. He will pay!

I am free now but I, Titus Polar Bear, shall not forget this poor treatment.. BAHHHHH!"

Mrs P B xxx