Wednesday 15 August 2007

Mrs Polar Bear's Cloak!

Mrs Emily's sewing machine arrived today. After she made herself a transparent skirt, Mrs Polar Bear handed her blueprints to her pro-cloak. An hour later, the cloak was made! Mrs Polar Bear let Mr Fox have a little go with it, but when he ran away trying to thieve it, she took it back. It hasn't been off her back since. Mrs Polar Bear doesn't seem to be able to fly that much better with the cloak, perhaps the MK.2 version will work better. It does look very fetching on her though.

Monday 13 August 2007

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Mrs Emily stole my beans!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Punishments shall be dished out later. Hmph.

Mrs PB

Tuesday 7 August 2007

The Wrong Room

Mr Tom and Mrs Emily have been painting. I, Mr Fox the magnificent, have therefore been very busy. As Head Polar Bear Restraining Officer. I've had my work cut out keeping Mrs Polar Bear away from the wet paint. Polar Bears, Mrs Polar Bear to be exact, has an enthusiasm for painting that is not quite matched to the same level with skill. Therefore, to avoid Mrs Polar Bear changing colour (again!) I have been very busy distracting her. We've been having 
singalongs, paw wrestling contests, and all sorts. 
Needless to say its been a long and ardous couple of days for me. 

As Chief Fox, and Polar Bear Liason/Restraining and Maintenance Officer, I've been trying to pursuade Mrs Emily to organise me some health and life insurance. 
Mrs Polar Bear can have a fearful temper and it's better to be safe than sorry after all


Mr Fox Plc .

Thursday 2 August 2007

Outrage!

Mrs PB is very upset that the previously blasphemous post was written in her name.  She said nothing of the sort and she thinks Mr Tom is very clever for having completed his degree.  Very clever indeed.  SHe loves him very much.

Words of Wisdom from Mrs Polar Bear

Just thought I, Titus Polar Bear, should say that I think Tom's degree was pointless,

Love Mrs P B