Tuesday 7 August 2007

The Wrong Room

Mr Tom and Mrs Emily have been painting. I, Mr Fox the magnificent, have therefore been very busy. As Head Polar Bear Restraining Officer. I've had my work cut out keeping Mrs Polar Bear away from the wet paint. Polar Bears, Mrs Polar Bear to be exact, has an enthusiasm for painting that is not quite matched to the same level with skill. Therefore, to avoid Mrs Polar Bear changing colour (again!) I have been very busy distracting her. We've been having 
singalongs, paw wrestling contests, and all sorts. 
Needless to say its been a long and ardous couple of days for me. 

As Chief Fox, and Polar Bear Liason/Restraining and Maintenance Officer, I've been trying to pursuade Mrs Emily to organise me some health and life insurance. 
Mrs Polar Bear can have a fearful temper and it's better to be safe than sorry after all


Mr Fox Plc .

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